the South African

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.  I'm not talking golf.  Okay, he carried a briefcase wherever he went with a bottle of El presidente brandy in it. We knew him for a short while. A friend of my sister. No name necessary. Anyway. He carried a fetish for let me tell you...penises...he would cut out pictures of them and paste them on pictures of ladies. Freaky city. My sister found out before she married him, he was on websites like penisville...pack a lunch kids, we're going to penisville.